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Zoolander Jr.

yousucksir:

Grade 10 Student:  “I wouldn’t mind modeling this summer to make some money.”

Me:  “You’re a good looking guy.  Maybe talk to your parents about it.”

Him:  “And I heard you don’t have to be gay.”

I look at him.  He’s not joking.

Me:  “No.  You don’t have to be gay.”

Him:  “It’s cool they accept everyone.”

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Old Movies

yousucksir:

Me: “What did you do this weekend?”

Grade 9 Student: “Oh, I watched a bunch of old movies.”

Me: “Oh, I love old movies. What did you watch?”

Her: “My brother and I watched The Lord of the Rings.”

Me: “You…you’d never seen the movie?”

Her: “No. I wasn’t born when it came out.”

Me: “I’m…

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Fastest way to get through a border patrol checkpoint

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He could have had like gallons of cocaine in the back like damn Jesus saves

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why ed sheeran is a lyrical genius

ed:
it's alright to die cause death is the only thing you haven't tried but just for tonight hold on
ed:
when my hair's all but gone and my memory fades and the crowds don't remember my name when my hands don't play the same strings the same way i know you will still love me the same
ed:
i don't get waves of missing you anymore they're more like tsunami tides in my eyes
ed:
you can fit me inside the necklace you got when you were sixteen next to your heartbeat where i should be keep it deep within your soul
ed:
THEY SAY IM UP AND COMIN LIKE IM FUCKIN IN AN ELEVATOR