I can never get any work done
you’re on youtube
if you listen to the Darius Rucker version of Wagon Wheel over the Old Crow Medicine Show version… I cannot associate myself with you. ever.
$20 for a selfie with me
but I can go to the dumpster for free
*on a date*
so haha tell me more about your dog
"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"
"dobby can only be freed if master presents him with bbq"
I blame josh for me being so sarcastic